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Daily Archives: April 13, 2017

An Open Letter From Your Refrigerator

Hello. It’s me, your refrigerator. We need to talk. Every day I’m working hard to keep things cold, while simultaneously trying to look attractive in your kitchen. (Which if I might add, is not always neat and often smells like bacon grease.) ¬†Well, I’m here to tell you I’m really not feeling the love. I have needs too you know. I mean, would it be so hard…